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I am seeking a 25-35 y/o female personal executive assistant. I am the CEO of an international management consulting business that employees 27 people here in Philadelphia. I am looking for a woman to be my personal assistant. You will be responsible for managing my schedule, handling phone calls with my clients, making reservations/travel arrangements, preparing documents and presentations, attending meetings representing me, etc. This is not a flunkie job - you will be my right hand and the rest of my employees will see you as my second in command. I need someone with intelligence, maturity and personal drive to get things done, but not be arrogant or have a personality type that alienates employees or clients.

The one caveat to this is that my personal assistant must be available to me for physical pleasure, so you'll need to be comfortable being in a non-committed lesbian relationship. This does not preclude you from maintaining outside personal relationships at all, but your partner(s) must understand your relationship with me.

Work environment is professional office located in Center City with reserved parking space. The job requires a modest amount of international travel, occasionally at a moment's notice. Therefore, you must not have any commitments that would prevent you from packing up and leaving for a week with a few hour's notice. If you do not already have a passport, you'll need to obtain one as soon as you're hired.

Compensation: $45K per year, plus travel expenses and clothing allowance, as well as an excellent health/dental insurance package.

Requirements:
* Must be a non-smoker
* Must be a college graduate, degree/concentration unimportant, but International Business would be a plus
* Must be able to communicate well orally and in writing
* Must not be married, have children, or other committments that would prevent you from traveling on a moment's notice
* Must be proficient in Microsoft Office suite, including PowerPoint
* Must be able to present a professional appearance (you'll have a wardrobe allowance). No facial piercings or visible tattoos when dressed in business attire
* Must have reliable transportation to get to/from work in downtown Philly
* Must have a passport or be able to obtain one upon being hired
* Must be comfortable engaging in a female/female physical relationship with other coworkers knowing this

Desirable Traits:
* Ability to speak a foreign language(s), esp. Spanish, Japanese, and/or Russian
* Experience with graphics software such as Adobe Illustrator and/or Photoshop

If you're interested in applying for this position, reply to this e-mail with your e-mail address, and I'll send you more detailed information about the position and how to apply for it. I'll be interviewing for the position the middle of August, and you'll be expected to start on or about September 1.

Location: Center City
Compensation: $45K + Expenses + Clothing Allowance
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Dec. 6th, 2010


I THINK I NEED A BREAK AGAIN.

OLDIE BUT GOODIE


I'm 25. Been homeless, hospitalized many times, and pretty much hit rock bottom mentally. I feel like I'm both old and young at the same time. So many growths have come for me since I moved to Philadelphia. I've made some close friends and lost friends I never thought I would lose. I've met the guy who I know I want my life journey to be entwined with.

When I stay up late some nights, the memories of what was left behind hurts. The texts that were never returned. Promises never fulfilled. The memories that I try to hold on to dearly are fading quicker than I want them to. It takes a lot not to cry.

But, as the title says, I'm realizing the we were to spend together has expired. We have done everything we were supposed to have done. Just being friends at the time we were is all that was allowed.

But fear not. Friendships, like loves, leave an imprint on the soul. Memories of the glory days are left to put a smile when you are feeling down. A joke never dies as with a song never loses it meaning. Nothing can ever change the past but the past can influence the future.

The future is bright for new hope as well as the joys that are coming forward at speeds that may seem too fast. We will slip, stumble, and if we're lucky, we won't fall too hard. We just hope there's someone there to help pick us up, dust us off, and help us carry on.

I hope that you are happy now, in the new life you have created. Maybe we will talk again. If not, I wish you the best and hope that the memories stay with you as they will with me.

Internets


The internet is where can be anonymous behind a screen and voice opinions that they may have. But in certain forums and communities you have to be a sheep and agree with certain ideas and opinions. I said an opinion based on stuff I have seen and I never had to deal with people dismissing it based on my user name and the fact that I am white.

Comments that I have heard are down right rude and racist in their own way. "How do you know the black struggle cause you're white and privileged?" Privileged???????? My life has been anything but that. I have lived with a racist father and a bubbled community. If I was privileged, DYFS would have helped me instead of being called 7 times from 4th grade to 10th grade and doing shit. One lady said I deserved it for being a brat.

School was hell. I wear hearing aids so that made things uncomfortable at school. I guess the fact That the teachers made a big deal about it in elementary school continued through out my school career. Band was unbearable. The favorite "joke" was whoever was behind me was to say my name cause I couldn't hear most of the time. It doesn't help that my mental illnesses were undiagnosed.

Being bipolar with borderline personality disorder sucks a hard one. 7 inpatient stays (since I was 20), weight gain, and no steady psychiatrist at my current place isn't helping. I also found out that jobs in Philadelphia can get your mental history through a background check because the county mental health/retardation records aren't sealed.

Don't get me started on the homeless period.

I guess what I'm sating is everyone has problems regardless if your white, black, yellow, indigo, green, etc. So people need to let others have their opinions, especially if they can back it up.

Sep. 30th, 2009


My birthday is next Friday!

Sep. 3rd, 2009


Blah in a totally bad mood :(

homeless


Being homeless totally blows. But my boyfriend is too awesome!

hi


im still alive
bday in 2 weeks
dave and busters
hopefully getting a new lappy
a mac
cats and i are good
we like our new place


bye!

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