July 25th, 2011


LOL craigslist ad

I am seeking a 25-35 y/o female personal executive assistant. I am the CEO of an international management consulting business that employees 27 people here in Philadelphia. I am looking for a woman to be my personal assistant. You will be responsible for managing my schedule, handling phone calls with my clients, making reservations/travel arrangements, preparing documents and presentations, attending meetings representing me, etc. This is not a flunkie job - you will be my right hand and the rest of my employees will see you as my second in command. I need someone with intelligence, maturity and personal drive to get things done, but not be arrogant or have a personality type that alienates employees or clients.

The one caveat to this is that my personal assistant must be available to me for physical pleasure, so you'll need to be comfortable being in a non-committed lesbian relationship. This does not preclude you from maintaining outside personal relationships at all, but your partner(s) must understand your relationship with me.

Work environment is professional office located in Center City with reserved parking space. The job requires a modest amount of international travel, occasionally at a moment's notice. Therefore, you must not have any commitments that would prevent you from packing up and leaving for a week with a few hour's notice. If you do not already have a passport, you'll need to obtain one as soon as you're hired.

Compensation: $45K per year, plus travel expenses and clothing allowance, as well as an excellent health/dental insurance package.

* Must be a non-smoker
* Must be a college graduate, degree/concentration unimportant, but International Business would be a plus
* Must be able to communicate well orally and in writing
* Must not be married, have children, or other committments that would prevent you from traveling on a moment's notice
* Must be proficient in Microsoft Office suite, including PowerPoint
* Must be able to present a professional appearance (you'll have a wardrobe allowance). No facial piercings or visible tattoos when dressed in business attire
* Must have reliable transportation to get to/from work in downtown Philly
* Must have a passport or be able to obtain one upon being hired
* Must be comfortable engaging in a female/female physical relationship with other coworkers knowing this

Desirable Traits:
* Ability to speak a foreign language(s), esp. Spanish, Japanese, and/or Russian
* Experience with graphics software such as Adobe Illustrator and/or Photoshop

If you're interested in applying for this position, reply to this e-mail with your e-mail address, and I'll send you more detailed information about the position and how to apply for it. I'll be interviewing for the position the middle of August, and you'll be expected to start on or about September 1.

Location: Center City
Compensation: $45K + Expenses + Clothing Allowance
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